See this is what happens when I can't get to sleep. Becka asked for fic suggestions and I was thinking about how crossover-y stuff is anyways and all the connections via actors/actresses and this happened. I guess my brain just gets on it's little hamster wheel and off it goes. I'm leaving it with the run-on sentence structure with which it was created because this is exactly how it worked in my brain. One very big circuitous story where three tangents are really all going at once, etc. So without further ado

The Crossover to Rule Them All

Sam is this guy who's dating this girl in Stars Hollow until he discovers that he has a long lost brother and decides to hit the rode with him because their dad is dying in a hospital due to heart problems and they're looking for transplant candidates, and on this trip they run into this woman who tries to help the kill the 7 deadly sins only her husband winds up dying so she gives up hunting supernatural things and switches to aliens joining Torchwood London where she meets Ianto who smuggles her into Torchwood Wales where she attacks Gwen who's the descendant of Lady Helen who tried to kill Giles' son prince Arthur, and Giles got ticked by this so he went back to Sunnydale because being a king of Camelot was kind of sucking and his son would do fine with the help of his friend Merlin anyways, and in Sunnydale he met a girl named Penny who's boyfriend Captain Hammer's twin was the famous porn producer Malcom Reynolds who made said movies with coworker Lex Luthor who happened to live in Smallville Kansas where Sam and Dean decided to settle down so Dean could fulfill his lifelong dream to be a football coach after they found out that their dad had died at the hospital anyways, except that they'd discovered about supernatural things when they ran into the Ianto's ex-to-be girl and so they wound doing day trips around the midwest to kill evil things, and they eventually wound up in this town this one time, and that town was basically run by General Hammond who had retired there and then started funding a bunch of casinos and prostitution and the town had totally go to seed, and through talking to General Hammond they discovered that their grandfather was really Colonel Caldwell of the Daedalus who'd been a superior briefly to Lorne who was cop who is friends with Will Zimmerman a guy who works for 'the Sanctuary' under the head honcho lady Magnus who's husband (Halling) was an Athosian who became a side character fast enough that he never met the Lifeguard Ronon (cause Atlantis really needs one of those being a city on the water and all), or Kaylee who not only fixed ships but was the head medic for the whole operation, and was once stuck with a group of her friends in a house of prostitution while it was under siege from the Yellow Eyed Demon that killed Sam and Dean's mother. So now that they'd all realized how they were connected Sam and Dean teamed up with the Sanctuary team and Torchwood Wales because they all did practically the same thing, and went to take out this botanist-vampire who was also a famous scientist and while doing so they ran into this kid named Harry Potter because no crossover is complete without him.


And now I will go finish my essay, finish my reading and dance and go to quidditch and hopefully get some sleep too! MWHAHAhaha ha.

Right, so the baby SPN fic inspired by finding a context for that dang annoying sentence that may not even be what I thought it was in the skinwalker/shapeshifter/whatever-it-was ep (the one that starts with the Godadavida [Godiva?] song).

Title: The Talk
Rating: PG (ish)
Author: Me
Characters: wee/teen!winchesters
Summary: Sammy finds magazines under Dean's bed. John has a talk with Dean about them.

( The Talk )










And the cleaned up version for my Creative Writing class
Which is basically the same only the Impala is now a Pontiac Boneville (clunky big classic family car (with enough trunk space for a body), only not quite as scary and awesome, but still pretty darn cool). And I fussed with details (guns, moving around etc.)

( the Talk non SPN-ified )

Two SV kid fics and one SPN fic later and I still have a cold. I'll be scrubbing the guns and demon talk out of the SPN one and sending it off the the Creative Writing workshop since the other two are too short. What's with that? Actually one of the SV wound up completely unrelated since I screwed cannon and wrote it OOC. Which basically means it's a completely original fic. *sigh* Actually kudos to myself for that since then I really could turn it in, if it were a bit longer.

Original fic
Author: me
Title: Bald (working title)
Rating: G
Summary: kid shaves his head to look like his mom who's going through chemo.
( orig.fic )

SV fic
Title: Orange and Green
Author: me
Rating: G/PG
Summary: Chloe's mother leaves. I don't remember the specifics of this so I took some liberties. What mental illness did she have anyways, I can't remember.

( Orange and Green )

SPN to come once I've edited it and have both versions (I'm still super shakey on charactarization so don't expect anything great. I love wee!winchesters though. ^^)